1. You have lived 29 years of your life without knowing how to tie a scarf.
2. You add "tie a scarf properly" to your list of 30 things to do before you're 30, feel pathetic about including it, but leave it on the list anyway.
3. While waiting for your table at a popular Mexican restaurant, your friend gives you a 20-second tutorial on scarf tying with an I-can't-believe-you're-asking-me-to-show-you-this-but-what-the-hell look on her face.
4. After one or two failed attempts, you master the great art of scarf tying, grin stupidly, and sit at your table to consume massive amounts of guacamole and queso fundido. Que bueno!
(And yes, I can now scratch #19 off my list.)
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Your scarf enlightenment happened in an exotic restaurante. Yes we Mexican! This is likely better than other scenic alternatives, such as in front of a simple Google search at home in the net nook (AKA the corner of the dining room) while wearing pajama bottoms and your work shirt from earlier in the day. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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